Email Submitted by Sara:
A man is a man is a man until you meet me. When I meet women sparks fly. I've been in the game for years, know the tricks, time to settle down. I can't be everyone's one and only, and there is only one of me to go around.
I am writing this message to all women on this site (but can't do it too quickly because of the site's spam filters): I am taking my self off the market. Please forward this to your girlfriends on here so that they know (again because of spam filters).
Will I be back? Who knows. Time for me to focus on other things in life. Travel, fishing, the like.
Will I still be open to hookups: depends on factors too many to go into now. If it happens it happens. So be it.
Will I ever post a profile up on here again? Maybe. Too soon to tell. I just want to lay low for awhile.
Hope this answers any questions or or other women would have.
Peace,
Tony
"Tool FAQ"
ReplyDeleteIt's one thing to have self-confidence, but wow.
ReplyDeletePlease tell me this was their first communication. That makes it ten times funnier.
ReplyDelete^^Not sure how many will get that, Jared, but a big thumbs up from me.
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