Cat Call

Email Submitted by James:

Hi James.

I appreciate you writing to me and all of the questions! You seem like a nice, compassionate person.

Speaking of which, I'm glad to hear that you like cats! I have a cat whose name is Foamy. He's adorable and sweet and friendly and he needs a new home. That's where you come in.

He's only three years old and is up to date on all his shots. We'd keep him here, but my roommate's nephew comes to visit a lot and he and Foamy don't get along. Foamy like to claw and hiss and bite, so he sometimes is a tough cookie, but I'm sure he'll get along well with you, when he's not ripping up your furniture or peeing all over (cat pee smells terrible!) or swiping at you. It's rare that he does any of those things but still you should know.

Can't wait to meet you so you can take him!


James Responds:

Thanks, but I don't think I'd like to take Foamy off your hands.

(James says: "She never replied to that.")

1 comment:

  1. I guess she's never heard of Craiglist.


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