4/25/2011

You and Me Makes Three

Email Submitted by Nathaniel:

Since first seeing your profile I've wanted to write you but I haven't. I think that we might make a good match. Tell me about yourself!

Mmhmm. Yes. I see. Well, thanks for telling me about yourself! Now I'm even more sure that we'd make a good match.

Oh? What's that? You think I'm beautiful? Well thank you very much! You really shouldn't have!

See, I think that...oh? Really? Oh you are too sweet! I'd love to go out for dinner at a nice place. That might be rushing things though and we mustn't be too forward. I don't mind talking about it though!

I think that's a good idea you had. Let's keep talking and then do dinner! We can't wait!

Penny

9 comments:

  1. Maybe she's already pregnant with his child?

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  2. IDK, doesn't seem so bad to me. Probably would have been worth the dinner.

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  3. "Oh? What's that? You think I'm beautiful? Well thank you very much! You really shouldn't have!"

    This line right here would be a warning that she is full of herself or else she likes to fish for compliments.

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  4. Who asked a Penny for her thoughts?

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  5. See if she can fast forward the relationship a little further to find out whether it works out in the end or not. Could save you both a lot of time, effort and emotional commitment.

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  6. Well. I'd reply something to the tune of:

    "Oh what's that, you want to sleep with me tonight? Are you sure, on a first date? I think that's a swell idea, though is that not too much for a first date? What, you're fine with it? Then count me in! I'm only to happy to oblige you."

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  7. @Kam: Yes! I was really hoping it would go there!

    I thought of the Rowan Atkinson Elementary Courting skit when I read this.

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