4/10/2011

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Email Submitted by Richard:

SSsssSSSSsssSssS!  I'm a very snake!  SssSSSSssss!  SsssssSSSSssssSSSsss!  A real snake!

Don't worry!  I have not the venom!  I slide around legs and up across your chests.  If you are scared of snakes then imagine them with legs!  Less scary, more like a lizard together.  If you don't like the reptiles then imagine them with hair!  But I in fact have hair so this will be easy for you.  I also have arms and legs.

AM NOT A REAL SNAKE.  I pretend I am.  SSSssssSSSSsss!  SsssSSSSSsssSSS!  I like it and wonder if you will let me slither all around your warmth.  OOhhh squeeeeeeeeezey!

Ssssssssssalvatore
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12 comments:

  1. Anonymous4/10/2011 11:43 AM

    Haha! I'd write back. He's funny.

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  2. Anonymous4/10/2011 1:18 PM

    I wouldn't. I don't trust parselmouths. KF

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  3. Anonymous4/10/2011 2:19 PM

    ^ <3

    This is quite possibly the most disturbing email we've had here.

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  4. Lulu4/10/2011 3:54 PM

    I immediately thought of this video when I read this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti4sqG85FU4

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  5. Kitty4/10/2011 6:22 PM

    @ kizyr <3 +

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  6. Natalie4/10/2011 6:24 PM

    *ssssssssssshhhudders* I am creeped out Monday morning, and now, thanks to Lulu, I also have a visual.

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  7. Plum Jo4/10/2011 7:34 PM

    I also add to the kizyr love.






    OOhhh squeeeeeeeeezey!

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  8. theMediator4/11/2011 11:13 AM

    @Lulu

    All I could think of was badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom!

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  9. april4/11/2011 11:47 AM

    holy SSssssSSSSssshit

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  10. Lulu4/11/2011 1:33 PM

    @ theMediator

    And now all *I* could think of was "Llama, llama, duck!"

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  11. theMediator4/12/2011 11:16 AM

    @Lulu

    Now I've got "ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone!" stuck in my head.

    Well played.

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  12. Sparkina4/15/2011 12:23 PM

    So, let me get this straight.
    This Salvatore fellow *pretends* he's a snake?
    I kind of think if a person is old enough to be looking for a romantic partner, then he/she is too old to play let's pretend.
    Little kids pretend to be animals.
    Diagnosis: MATURITY PROBLEM.
    OP really dodged a bullet there

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