Night Swim of Doom

Email Submitted by Natalia:

got an idea for a date with u.  we show up in our swimsuits and go swimming.  maybe as night goes on and skin gets pruny skin we can take off bathing suits and see what happens.  not saying anything will but make sure ur on the pill k?  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!



  1. With Jon, I'm guessing not much will happen. Was he suggesting an anti-douchebag pill?

    What's the best thing to come out of a penis?

    The wrinkles.

  2. I like the maniacal laughter at the end. It really seals the deal.


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