And I'm Sure Your Folks Are Proud

Email Submitted by Belle:

Hey sexy.  Do you like games?  I like to play "if they mated".  For example if Michael Jackson and John McCain mated you'd have an old dancing white guy with a gut but with some sweet moves.  See?

If Justin Bieber and a donkey mated, you'd have... baby donkeys!  HAHAHAHAHAHA.  You try.

If two cows and a car mated, you'd have... cowcar.

If my mom and dad mated, they'd have... me!  Trick question!

If you and I mated, we'd have... only one way to find out ;)

Let us find out what we would have if we mated.



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