Sour Revenge

Story Submitted by Billy:

The day of my date with Jane, she sent me an e-mail to ask me if I'd run a quick errand with her after dinner.  I didn't have a problem with it, although I did write back to ask her the nature of the errand.

"I'm just dropping something off at a friend's house," she said.  I wasn't sure why she needed me with her for such a thing, but I took it as a sign of good faith that the date would go well enough for her to want to spend more time with me after dinner.

We met at a coffee place, and she asked me, "Hey, I was wondering if we could run that errand before dinner, instead of after?  Shouldn't take long."

She took me in her car to a residential neighborhood, parked it in front of a house, and turned to me.  "Come with me?  This shouldn't take a moment."

I asked, "What's this about?"

She said, "I just need your moral support.  Just play along," and hopped out of the car.  I followed her up a walkway and she rang a doorbell.

A tall guy with about three days' worth of stubble answered the door.  Jane put an arm around me and said to him, "See?  I'm fully capable of getting a new boyfriend."

Automatically, I said, "I'm not your boyfriend."

"Shut up!" she yelled, "You are!"  She turned to the guy and said, "Bye," then pulled me with her down the walkway.

"I'm not your boyfriend, though," I said again, loud enough for the guy to hear.  We both climbed into her car and he watched us leave.

On our way back to town, she said, "Thanks for trying to fuck that up for me.  I think he got the message, though."

"That you're a liar?"

No response from her for about five minutes, until she said, "I'm just going to drop you back off at your car, okay?  Where is it?"

She did just that, and thus ended my date with Jane.