Is it weird that I initially thought that this was an email that a GUY was sending to someone? It just seems more like a creeper guy kinda thing to say.
That's alright, it just makes you perfect henchmen - or clone trooper. Tell me, if Luke Skywalker were 20 feet in front of you, would you be able to shoot him? Or would you fire in a 15% radius all around him and his allies?
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My favorite time period is when the girl I'm seeing is off hers
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ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure before life doesn't count as death
ReplyDeleteAhahaha, oh Howie. Hilarity as always.
ReplyDeleteIs it weird that I initially thought that this was an email that a GUY was sending to someone? It just seems more like a creeper guy kinda thing to say.
BTW Mediator: THAT was your final straw? Really?!
ReplyDeleteNo, not that. I meant Howie got it so right, that any other comments (from other commenters) would be purely unecessary.
ReplyDeleteSad panda, sir. I'm sorry that we were too ignorant to follow orders. :(
ReplyDeleteThat's alright, it just makes you perfect henchmen - or clone trooper. Tell me, if Luke Skywalker were 20 feet in front of you, would you be able to shoot him? Or would you fire in a 15% radius all around him and his allies?
ReplyDeleteI'd probably holla at him and try to get him to make out with me. ;)
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