Don't Take Me Out to the Ballgame

E-mail Submitted by Ciara:

What great lips you have.  The better to eat me with... haha j/k.  Seriously if they were serving beer, hot dogs, or your lips at a ballgame I'd pick your lips and eat them until I burst my guts all over the stands and down to the diamond.  Then I'd fix myself and eat some more..

If they offered you something at a ballgame (beer, hot dogs) or NUTS (not my nuts lol regular nuts..... unless you would eat my nuts??) which would you pick?  my nuts?

Thank You,


  1. The only thing I want to know is what he is thanking her for.


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