And You Look Like a Horse's Rear

E-mail Submitted by Hailey:

First let me say you are very pretty, but I like close lipped smiles...when you show your teeth (along with your prominent chin) you kinda look like a horse... NEIGH...the first pic is my fave...beautiful...

Message me back, but don't smile!



  1. How is George still single?

  2. Where could this relationship possibly go?

  3. I think he was trying to follow the theory that you can control a woman by paying her compliments that actually put her down, but I don't think he was doing it right.

  4. If she never opens her lips, George, then how is she going to blow you?


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