E-mail Submitted by Ann:

Baby--you know what I want to see?

I want to see you on my bedroom wall, facing the wall, held by chains of love.  You'll be wearing next to nothing--a harness and some looooong stockings.  oh my.

I'll send jets of ecstasy up your legs and down your flanks all night long, my one true love... sweat intermingled with tears of joy, the heat and cold blowing on you and through you all night long.  I'll service places you didn't even know existed and you will service me.... oh god........

You are a beautiful woman and I want you to know from the bottom of my tremendous heart how much I truly want you.

Fierce kisses,
your anonymous sexy lover!

William Smith
Senior Consultant
RQX Consulting, Ltd.
Portland, OR 97221
(503) 555-1212


  1. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

  2. What a creeper! I hope this was a random email and not someone she knows...

  3. Yeah way to be "your ANONYMOUS sexy lover!" William Smith, Senior Consultant at RQX Consulting, Ltd, Portland, OR 97221 (503) 555-1212.

  4. I'm tempted to call this guy. Is this a real # Jared or did you change it?

  5. ^^ What...pray tell, would you have to say to him?

  6. Didn't you learn anything from TV, Baku-chan? 555 numbers are always fake!

  7. 555-1212 is information here in NY

  8. *shiver*

    That he used the term "flanks" just makes me think of raw meat. Not sexy at all.

  9. OMFG, this guy is in Portland. I am in Portland. Thanks for the warning.


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