2/23/2011

Time to Stop Cleaning with Car Wax

E-mail Submitted by Donna:

Your skin is so shiny.  I'd say it was just a trick of the light but its in two out of your three pictures.  I like shiny skin.  What do you do to get your skin so shiny?  I want to gnaw it... that willteach it from being so shiny, eh?

Russell

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