The King Would Not Approve

E-mail Submitted by Lynn:

Good day.

Do you remember those commercials with the Burger King waking up next to that guy in bed?

Am I the only one who was turned on by that?  And would you eat a breakfast sandwich made with some of my own "special flavoring" if you know what I mean?  No offense intended.

Thank you,


  1. Every time I saw one of those commercials I always thought my first reaction would be to punch that unholy creature in the face.

  2. We wouldn't all do that. Leave the gender stereotyping out of it.


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