E-mail Submitted by Leora:

We've seen each other before.  Look at my pictures and I dare you to tell me otherwise.  I can't believe that I've found you at last.

I've been to over 20 mediums and past-life-regression-hypnotists and they all tell me the same thing with 100% certainty (so that's 20 people at 100%): I was Louis de Rouvroy, duc de Saint-Simon, contemporary of His Most Royal Majesty King Louis XIV, Regent of the Kingdom of France!  20 people have agreed to this.

Now that I have seen your face, I know the truth: you were my beautiful wife, Marie Gabrielle de Durfort.  We had three children together indicating that we had sex at least three times.  Our bodies pressed together in the warm Cevennes nights - birds sang and men of valor strode among the pillars and trees... it makes me weep to think of it.

I am back at this life for an unknown reason but now that I have found you, [INSERT GIRL'S NAME HERE] we must meet and understand what this means for ourselves and for the future and our children.

Please believe me.  I can provide you with proof if you meet me but once!

Sam/Louis de Rouvroy, duc de Saint-Simon


  1. Wasn't there another guy here who thought he was the reincarnation of a king? Is this another email from the same guy? That would be funny!

  2. Is there anything more romantic than boiler plate love?

  3. ^Baku-chan, I was thinking the same thing...

  4. Oh man, I laughed out loud at that one. Way to go template-romeo!

  5. This is why proofreading before sending out a template email such as this one is so critically important.

  6. Gosh, I wish this guy would message me - I'd love to inform him that it was impossible, I had fourteen psychics tell me I was Anne Hyde, wife of King James II of England in that time period.


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