Is This How Most Women See Guys' Messages?

E-mail Submitted by Carrie:

I don't usually do this so here goes:

Hi I looked at your profile and I think we are a good match!  I..... blah bullshit blah.  Blah blah bullshit.  Bullshit bullshit blah?  Bullshit, blah, bullshit blah.

Blah blah um, bullshit!  Bullshit blah blah blah blah.  Blah bullshit blah bullshit?  I blah blah blah and I bullshit bullshit bullshit.  Blah.  Blah, blah blah bullshit blah.  Bullshit bullshit bullshit.

So, if you want to write me back, you can blah blah bullshit or bullshit bullshit blah.  Also, I blah blah bullshit blah blah and I blah blah blah bullshit!

Thanks for reading!

Standard closing,


  1. Did she write back?? Honestly, it was kind of cute, depending on the mood you're in when you read it. What's even funnier is that when it started with "I don't usually do this", I thought to myself "what a tired, BS line" ... Well I thought it was funny.

  2. I tried reading it out loud, but couldn't make it past "Blah blah um, bullshit!" before cracking up too much to read any further.

  3. I actually like it and would have written back.

  4. ^ I think I would have too

  5. My favorite part was the standard closing.


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