I Liked Death Better

E-mail Submitted by Jessica:


You"RE DEAD!  But WhSs's This?

You can be brought backr o life! Gulp the aiurs!

If you agree to but one date with Me!  Not only will I bring you back to life!  But I will also SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE.

Write me before it's too late!





  2. A little frightening, I must say...

  3. "If you agree to but one date with Me! Not only will I bring you back to life! But I will also SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE."

    Sounds like a good deal to me.

  4. I don't think his name's Ian. Rather, I think it's DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEE

  5. Oh drunken emailing, will the wonders of the future never cease?

  6. When Jesus Joined Match.com. He'll not only SAAAAAVE you from death, he'll SHAAAAAAAVE....

  7. ahahahahahaha God, I love drunk emails.


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