12/17/2010

What's Eating You?

E-mail Submitted by Charlene:

I did a search for "adventurous" and "eating" and your profile's one of the one's that came up.  I'm on a quest to try one different food per day for a month and I want to try human flesh.  Problem: can't easily buy human flesh in stores.  I'm looking for someone to let me try a small, small piece of them.  I'm talking smaller and a fingernail sized chunk.  I just want to try it for curiosity.  I'm not a cannibal but I want to try different things.

To pay you I can offer dinner at the restaurant of your choice depending on cost.  It won't hurt because I know of a place on the body (near buttocks) that doesn't have as mahy nerves and won't hurt as much.  Wear cool underwear.

I'm not looking for a relationship or even necessarily a date but it would be nice to be friends after sharing something like this. 

Todd

8 comments:

  1. People do things alone that they would never do in front of anyone else. The anonymous options available to anyone on the Internet and the personal, confession-friendly nature of e-mail makes me think that a lot of us live much closer to such people than we'd like to think.

    That gleam in your neighbor's eye – friendliness? Or RAVENOUS HUNGER?

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  2. can·ni·bal (noun) \ˈka-nə-bəl\ : one that eats the flesh of its own kind

    You, sir, are a cannibal.

    Source: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/cannibal

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  3. I believe there is an organization that can be of service to homeboy. I believe it's called "Elite Hunting". As if that wasn't going to be his next step anyway.

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  4. Trolls get more and more creative every day. At least this one uses proper spelling and grammar.

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  5. Not that I would EVER consider that, but speaking hypothetically - "dinner at a restaurant of [my] choice depending on cost" doesn't sound like a very fair trade. It should be regardless of cost.

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  6. I've spent YEARS trying to tone up my butt with boring old exercise. He'll give me a smaller ass and buy dinner (at a reasonably priced restaurant- I'm no gold-digger)- he might just be the perfect date!

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  7. There are people who have cooked and eaten small pieces of their own flesh. I'd probably do so out of curiosity if I knew how to do it safely.

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