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E-mail Submitted by MaryAnn:

Hi Im Mack I dont do bullshit lets get to REAL::

Youre pretty and interesting.  Im smart and not bad looking.  We should get together at least once to see if were good together.  We probably will be so

I call my truck the starship I wanted to mount a weapon with real bullet on it but my friend (cop friend) said that wouldnt be smart. lol

Theres a park at night we can drive to mny truck can get us there.


1 comment:

  1. I love these email. I cut and paste them to ladies on dating websites. You guessed it, I'm an real asshole


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