E-mail Submitted by Ali:
That's a great picture of you rock climbing. Where was that?
I have a lot of money (inheritance + owning a business=$$$$$) so I can go climbing when and where I want.
You may be surprised to learn that your rock climbing outfit is wrong. If I take you climbing then it will be time for a new wardrobe for you.
I studied mathematics in college and it's been a wild ride. You know what they say about mathematicians (their penises are bigger.... j/k!)
Do you have any other pictures of you climbing? I also like hitting the beach and have a honda element.
Tom
I'd challenge him to prove his conjecture that his life, as a direct result of studying mathematics, has been a "wild ride."
ReplyDeleteI had to look up 'honda element'. That is a truly ugly vehicle.
ReplyDeleteNobody with $$$$$ would own a honda element ... but a mathematician might
ReplyDeleteOhhhhh...a wild ride? Geezus...he's a mathlete!
ReplyDeleteFew months ago I was at a traffic light behind an Element. It had a cute bumper sticker that said "You've just been passed by a toaster".
ReplyDeleteBeyond that, there was nothing else endearing about that vehicle.