Breakfast with Benefits

Story Submitted by Ariel:

Steve set up a lunch date with me for a Saturday.  The first thing he said was, "The first thing you should know about me is that I have a girlfriend."

His Internet profile had listed him as single.  I asked him to explain.

"All she does is bitch, so I'm looking for someone else."

I asked him, "Shouldn't you break up with her, first?"

He replied, "I'd rather cheat on her, then break up with her. That way I can tell her that I've cheated on her when I break up with her."

I said that I wasn't interested in helping him.  He pulled out a $100 bill.

"Would this change your mind?" he asked.

In a very public cafe, a man was offering to pay me for sexual favors.  That's one to cross off the list.  I politely refused him.

He pressed, "But what about for a kiss?"

I smiled and said, "More than you could afford."

He said, "Try me."

I threw out, "A thousand dollars."

"That's a lot," he said, and was silent in thought for a few moments.  Then, he said, "It would have to be open mouth, and for at least an hour."

I laughed.  The most surreal part of all was when we both decided to stay for breakfast and he picked up the tab.  Maybe he was just keeping his options open.  I didn't see him again after that.


  1. Wow! That's crazy! What a total weirdo!!!! Geesh!!! So glad Ariel had the sense to walk away from the nuto!

  2. The fact that he actually considered $1000 reasonable for an hour of making out is pretty amazing actually. $20 at 1am at a bar could have net him a lot more than that.

  3. yeah. just hire an actual escort for that price. geez.


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