11/09/2010

Men and Wymyn

E-mail Submitted by Maria:

Good day.

I am a gentleman in search of a lady.  Most of your gender is soulless, greedy, selfish, and has no idea how to treat a man, all under the guise of "being a lady."  That stops with me.

I have zip, zero, zilch, nada, nothing, nadie, NO tolerance for women who are any of the following: contemptible, mean, nasty, obnoxious, unkind, or just plain "evil."

The very fact that I'm messaging you means that I have a belief, tempered by long years of experience, that you can rise above the pitiful examples of your fellow women (or "wymyn" if you're one of those pagans) and be a choice lifemate. 

Please keep in mind that this offer has a limit - both regarding my patience as well as within the time-based constructs of this, our world.  I will wait precisely 30 hours (generous indeed!) from your receipt of this message for your response.  If no response is given, then you have lost your chance.  I'm sorry that I cannot accept "I didn't have a chance to check my email!" as an excuse.  You know what to do.

Yours,
Roger
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8 comments:

  1. Anonymous11/09/2010 9:39 AM

    What are you doing posting this here?? Go answer the guy, for God's sake!!

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  2. Claire (and Nikki)11/09/2010 9:51 AM

    *swooooon* /sarcasm

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  3. Agnes11/09/2010 1:08 PM

    Perhaps someone should apply his standards to himself...

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  4. "M"11/09/2010 3:44 PM

    What a douche-bar.

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  5. Ashley11/10/2010 2:32 AM

    The guy must have aspergers eh Baku? ;)

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  6. The Crowe's11/10/2010 1:38 PM

    Aside from the fact that I completely agree, has anyone else noticed Baku-chan becoming more and more cynical and aggressive over the months?

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  7. Claire (and Nikki)11/11/2010 10:03 AM

    We definitely ruined Baku. She used to be all sweet and forgiving of stupid dates. Now she's a bitter hater like the rest of us.

    ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

    <3 to Baku-chan

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  8. Anonymous11/14/2010 9:34 PM

    "I will wait precisely 30 hours (generous indeed!) from your receipt of this message for your response."

    And we're the soulless, greedy, selfish ones. The mind boggles.

    PS: "Nadie" means "nobody" in Spanish, dumbass.

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