I Turned Down a Guy with a Talking Dog

E-mail Submitted by Lizzie:

these emails are so hard to sell your self so here goes.

Im open minded, go with the flow, dont play games, family oriented and believe in honesty and dont put up with cheaters and lairs, treat others as you want to be treated, trust is a really big thing for me and has to be there in any good solid relationship. i want a relationship that will lead to marriage, if your a constant party girl ur not the right one for me. You look like you might be.

im a one woman type of guy and expect the same respect in return, we are not kids in school right? I want to miss you when your away and have butterflies when i look at you. i like pda, i want everyone to know your with me, i still hold doors and smile at people even if there to rude to say thanks.

i have a dog that says cheese, 1 bird, 1 turkey, and 1 chicken and will soon be getting my daughter a horse for her , it seems like im a animal magnet as my family wood say cause i now ended up with a cat even tho im more of a dog person and now a couple of weeks ago 2 goats showed up hurt at my barn and noone has claimed them so now that i have them patched up Im pretty sure the girl is pregnant to boot.

Every day im on the tractor doing something, some of you may think its sexy , I just call it work, haha.

It looks like we have some of the same interests in common but an open mind and heart is a must, i look forward to learning your interests with you as much as i want to show you mine .

so if you want to know anything else or just want to say hi just ask me and ill tell ya .

Lizzie keeps a chronicle of her own bad dates.  Read all about 'em at thisonetimeonmatch.blogspot.com!


  1. I have way more chickens than that.

  2. Oh my god, I hate lairs too! The Lair of the White Worm was the worst.

    Sadly, this is like most dudes ads on Craigslist, as well as their emails. I tend to read them with Tweety Bird's voice in my head.

  3. Animals are a mild neurosis. 1 means a chick is a little needy, like everyone is. 2 means a bit more....

    I draw the line at 5.

  4. Honestly this guy, apart from some bad spelling, doesn't sound like he is too crazy. He has a barn, which would account for the animals, and one is a horse which he bought for his daughter.

    Just sayin'..

  5. This is six years later, but I agree with ryan. The scariest thing about this guy is his complete inability to use the correct "your" and "you're".

  6. @Error, reading this as Tweety Bird made it SOOOOO much better!


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