"A Good Story to Tell Friends"

E-mail Submitted by Clair:

Here is something I am sure you never heard of, but are you willing to try it? I am willing to compensate you for your time in the sum of $50, but before you get pissed at my approach or disgusted with what I am asking, ask yourself if it really sounds that bad, really?

Then ask yourself is it worth spending 20 minutes of your time trying it, just to say you tried it, and for a good story to tell friends.

My sexual favor would involve you pleasuring me using Swiss cheese.  I tried many different kinds of cheese, like American, Provolone, chez whiz, jack, and cheddar, but settled on Swiss as the best.


  1. "My sexual favor would involve you pleasuring me using Swiss cheese." *spit take* Fuck, now I have to clean the jizz off my computer monitor.

  2. ...huh...surprised 'jack' wasn't the best for pleasuring him.

  3. I've received messages from this guy on OKCupid. He's ALWAYS asking for sexual favors using Swiss cheese....

  4. He needs to go to a more kinkster website to find someone who's interested in or willing to satisfy this particular kink. I'm not saying that the people of Match.com don't have some freaky shit on their list of "Stuff I Like to Do" sections, but Swiss cheese is a bit beyond most people.

  5. This wasn't in Philly was it?


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