After All That

Submitted by Ryan:

Beth agreed to meet me at a restaurant for dinner.  Not too long after I had arrived there, she called me to ask if I could go pick her up at her place.

I made it to her house and knocked on her door.  No answer.  I called her.  She was on her way home but wasn't there yet.  Would I mind waiting?  Sure.  We had the date planned for a little while, but I'd want to be treated with patience if I was her, so that's what I did.

Twenty minutes went by and she didn't show up.  I called again.  She told me that she had decided to go right to the restaurant.  Thanks for telling me.  Back I went.

There I was.  Where was she?  I called her up.  She said that she had decided on a different restaurant.  I asked her if this was her way of blowing me off.  She became angry when I suggested that and told me that she was at another restaurant.

I went to the other restaurant and sure enough, there she was.

She asked me, "What took you?"

I told her, "You did."

Was it worth it after all of that running around?  No.  She couldn't make a conversation for shit.  I spent most of the time asking her about herself, while the entire time she wore a grin like she was so glad to even be out on a date, regardless of how it was going.


  1. Your own fault man, after the second slight you shoulda been gone.

  2. I think it's a wee bit bitter to refer to her as a "whore" but I guess that statement says more about Anon 10:20 than it does about the "whore".

    I agree with Anon 10:15 - I would have left after the second sleight. Her behaviour was disrespectful and rude.

  3. 11:39 really is stupid.

  4. Hey Anon 12:51 -- look up the word faggot

    (I am so glad I watch South Park)

  5. A bunch of sticks?

  6. Look at it this way. At least you got to know the city a little bitter. And she was probably grinning because she'd won a bet that after all that, no one would such a tool as to actually show up...

  7. 11:39 is a big part of what is wrong in this world.

    hey 11:39, look up Imbecile. and in this case, its not just a name or a reference. its you!

  8. Hey 2:55....I looked up dickhead and I think it was your photo. Please advise.

  9. Ah, look at them go.. arguing in the comment section of a blog. Grow up.

  10. what do the special olympics and arguing on the internet have in common?

    Even if you win, you're still retarded.

  11. Differently tarded?

  12. did you know guys scream after they have been shot?


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