Why Doesn't This Guy Score More Often?

Submitted by Jasmine:

Don and I arranged to meet each other at a clock in the middle of a local town's main square.  He showed up looking as if he had woken up three minutes before meeting me.  The first words out of his mouth were, "Do you want to get donuts?"

We went and got donuts.  It was early afternoon on a Saturday.  I tried to get him to talk, but he said, "Donuts first."  Okay then.  He ate his three donuts and had a healthy amount of powdered sugar all around his mouth.  I pointed it out to him and he wiped it with his sleeve, leaving streaky powdered sugar all over his face.  I pointed that out to him and he shrugged and licked around his mouth.

"Want to see a movie?" I asked him, since he wasn't too forthcoming with ideas... or words.

He said, "Want to come back to my place to watch one?"

"No.  We can go get coffee or something.  I just want to talk."

"About what?"

"Anything.  Don't you want to get to know me?  I want to get to know you."  Sort of.  Probably not.

He said, "Come back to my place and we can talk."

"We can talk while we're out, too, can't we?"

"Then we can screw."

"What?"

Yes, he said it.  Then I realized what was going on.  Everything fit.  The guy was drunker than anything.  Or high.  Or something.

I offered to call him a cab or taxi, but he kept asking me back to his place.  I wasn't about to follow him anywhere, but I did call a taxi and sent him back to his house.  I never heard from him again.