The Monster in the Bathroom

Submitted by Stacey:

Albert asked me out one night to a mutual friend's house party.  From when we walked in the door to when I joined up with our friends to when we played beer pong to chatting outside on the deck, Albert couldn't keep his hands off of me.  Sure, it was implied that he had asked me out there, but even assuming that this was a first date, dude, keep your hands to yourself!

He kicked back a few and came on even stronger than ever.  I asked him to stop and he would for five minutes, and then he'd go right back to it.

At one point while I was talking to friends, I had lost track of him, and excused myself to go to the bathroom.

While I was in there, I heard a muffled noise on the other side of the shower curtain.  I finished my business and pulled the curtain away to find Albert, curled up and staring up at me!

I screamed and ran out of the bathroom.  People around asked what was wrong, and I told them, and some of the guys went in, pulled him out, said that he had a little too much to drink, and they took him for a walk outside to sober up.

Definitely one of the weirdest experiences I've ever had, date or otherwise.


  1. You should have embellished it so he was spanking it in the tub. Otherwise not that weird.

  2. A guy getting too grabby and giving him a no once, ok. Doing it again after the no would be "that's it" in my book, but some women are more tolerant than I am, so ok, twice. A THIRD time, dear, you must call for the house pistol, or at least a taxi.

  3. Not that weird? If that's not weird I shudder to think how you define "normal".

  4. It sounds like his friends put him in there to make sure he fell asleep on his side and to contain the inevitable vomit. Not that I'd know anything about things like that...

    @2:17 yeah srsly tell your other friends there that the guy was being too grabby and that you're gonna leave. Not that difficult.

  5. I'm normally quite tolerant about things like that as well, because the one time I told a guy very politely to stop grabbing at me so much, he freaked out...

    Hey, I should submit my bad date story!

  6. The shower thing sorta turned me on.

  7. 1:58; Not that weird? That is pepper spray, cop call, restraining order weird. Creeeeepy.


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