Submitted by Elizabeth:
Ryan promised to take me to an amusement park for our first date. We did dinner and drinks and had a good enough time, although he was supremely into himself.
Towards the end of the date, I turned to him and thought that I'd be nice. I said, "This was more fun than going to an amusement park. I'm glad we didn't go."
He looked at me strangely and said, "Is there a fucking problem that I didn't take you to an amusement park?"
"No, I–"
"What else have I done wrong, your majesty? I just changed my mind! What's the fucking problem?"
"There isn't–"
"Tell you what," he reached into his wallet and struggled with it before handing me the whole thing. "Here you go. Just take all my money! Isn't that all you're after?"
I dropped his wallet and backed away. He advanced. I said, "I think that I'm going to head home. Thanks for a lovely night."
I turned and walked away as fast as I could. He called after me, "Good luck finding a sugar daddy, you fat bitch!"
Good luck to him, too.
Wow..
ReplyDeleteWhat a hateful and offensive guy! Good you figured that out early in the game...
ReplyDeletesome people are very ugly on the inside.
ReplyDeleteprobably figured he would have had trouble finding a doughnut in your size.
ReplyDeleteI use to enjoy reading these stories thinking, "Wow! You couldn't make this stuff up!"
ReplyDeleteI'm second guessing that statement everytime I drop by and read a posting such as this.
Unbelievable behavior. Sorry you had to deal with that!!
ReplyDeleteYou handled that with a lot of class.
ReplyDeleteI don't think you're fat. Voluptuous or rubenesque is the term I would use. I still have that video cam installed above your bed you know, and I see what you do with mister dildo.
ReplyDeleteNo kidding, I agree with Nikki. Aren't these comments supposed to be about the date? Lately there have been a lot of "fatty" comments on posts, and we have no idea who is fat and who isn't, and quite frankly, who cares??
ReplyDeleteSounds like a super shitty date. Don't bother being nice to self-involved douchebags. It only strokes the already too large ego.
Ryan called her a "fat bitch" did you not RTFL?
ReplyDeleteDamn, she harped on and on and on about the friggin amusement park. dude was probably ready for a beer, but afraid to drink one for the very real threat of being possibly raped, or even eaten by this ravenous frickin hippo. 5 hours of watching this buffalo grazing at a buffet is enough for any one man to have to endure. jesus, just cash him out before he has to pawn his car title to pay this bitches bar tab.
ok, let's be serious for a minute.
ReplyDeleteIs that all that really happened? I read this page often enough and every once in a while I feel like there's a crucial aspect of the story missing.
Are you sure you didn't say anything else to get the conversation there? You didn't make any remarks, or indications, or anything?
I mean I know the world is fully of crazy people, but every one who goes on a bad date can't possibly be with a crazy person.
I think posting bad dates are fine, but I think being completely honest about why it became a bad date is important too.
Or maybe 50% of the world is crazy....who knows
Maybe the OP sounded slightly sarcastic and he thought she was insulting him. Either way he and the anon troll posting over and over suck. As to the 50% of the world is crazy comment: think about it. 2 people have a nice date. They stay with each other for at least a little while dating each other more and at least temporarily removing themselves from the dating pool. 2 people have a really bad date because 1 or both are asses. They move on to date new people. The next relationship likely fails. They date even more new people.
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