Submitted by Patrick:
Erica met me at a restaurant wearing a giant, faded Green Lantern t-shirt that hung down to her thighs. It had to have been a nightshirt, but she was wearing it out to our date. I couldn't help but point out that it was a curious choice.
She said that she didn't see anything wrong with it. Okay, then.
During dinner, she spilled her soda, her ketchup, her burger juices, and her water onto her shirt. It was pretty gross.
Just after the check came, she made a face like a bullfrog and belched louder than I've ever heard anyone belch before. She covered her mouth instantly and said, "Excuse me," but nothing she said could've helped at that point.
I told you it was a bad idea to take a girl out to a McDonald's at a Walmart!
ReplyDeletetrailer trash.
ReplyDeleteUnusually for Erica, she had taken a double dose of don't-give-a-f*ck that morning...
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's just me, but I would congratulate a colossal belch like that. Also, I now want a GL shirt...but, you know...in an appropriate size. And new.
ReplyDeleteI digress; other than that belch, the date was pretty nasty and made me feel dirty just by reading it.
I really hope that she was just rude and boorish. If she did all this just so you wouldn't call her again b/c she decided that she wasn't interested in you (which it seems a lot of bad dates on this site do), then I think that's even worse. Just cancel the date if you're not into someone! Sheesh...
ReplyDeleteShe probably wouldn't have minded your jizm all over her hair, either.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Anon @ 11:05. This chick SO would've been down with getting peed on.
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