Bridge Over Very Troubled Water

Submitted by Anna:

My first date with Lawrence was a catastrophe!  We went walking over a bridge and stopped to look at a sunset.  It was nice, but only until he said, "I bring all of my first dates here."  I asked him how many that was and he said, "A lot lately.  I've lost count," and then laughed.  Then he turned to me and asked, "Are you ticklish?"

Ugh.  I was as polite as possible for the rest of the date but would never go out with him again.


  1. What's funny is, he probably asked her about the ticklish thing because he remembered a previous "tickle fight" (or something along those lines) he had with one of his other dates.

  2. Wow, that was a boring read...


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