Bridge Over Very Troubled Water

Submitted by Anna:

My first date with Lawrence was a catastrophe!  We went walking over a bridge and stopped to look at a sunset.  It was nice, but only until he said, "I bring all of my first dates here."  I asked him how many that was and he said, "A lot lately.  I've lost count," and then laughed.  Then he turned to me and asked, "Are you ticklish?"

Ugh.  I was as polite as possible for the rest of the date but would never go out with him again.