The Astounding Human Yo-Yo

Submitted by Aaron:

Jenny and I had seen each other a few times, and this particular afternoon, we were messing around on her couch, tickling, kissing, and doing whatever people on couches who have been seeing each other do.

We got really hot and heavy and all of a sudden she jerked away.  She said, "Oh my God, you have to go."

Confused, I asked her, "Why?"

She said, "This is just all too quick.  I can't.  You have to leave."

Okay, so I jumped in my car and left.  Two minutes later, she called.  "Can you come back?"

I said, "You just kicked me out."

She replied, "I know, but I think that I want you here, now."

Okay, so I turned around and went back to her house.  She gave me a big hug and pulled me back to the couch, where we continued where we had left off just ten minutes earlier.

Soon enough, she pulled away again.  "Okay.  I'm sorry.  I can't do this.  We have to stop.  You have to go."

"I'm not going to come back this time," I warned her.

She didn't stop me, so I started heading off to my car.  I had about climbed in when she caught up with me and grabbed my arm.  "Oh my God!" she said, "Don't go!  I'm sorry, I'm just really confused.  Maybe we can just go back in and hold each other for a bit."

I was losing patience, but I still wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt.  So we went back inside and spooned on her couch for about twenty minutes without saying anything.

Finally, she said, "Okay.  Now I'm sure."

"You are?"

"Yeah.  You should go."

"Bye," I said, and left for home.

A half-hour later, my phone rang.  It was her, and I let it go to voicemail.  When I listened to it later on, the message said, "Hey Aaron.  Maybe you should come back.  I just... I don't know.  I'm just really confused and think it might be good to have you here."

Nope.