3/25/2017

Can I Help?

Email Sent in by T.M.:

Hi Tyler:

I wish I could have been there tonight. I know we have both looked forward to it. But I have too much lotion on my butt and can't make it. Please understand..... xxxxooooooooooooolol

Marie

5 comments:

  1. It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.Yes,Precious it gets the hose.

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    1. PUT THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET

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  2. Replies
    1. all of those things were beautiful

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  3. I am using this excuse the next time a telemarketer calls.

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