5/18/2016

That's What Time it Is

Story Sent in by Emily:

Connor and I corresponded over email for nearly a month before we set up a date. It was for a Friday night after work and I went home to shower and change before meeting him.

When I was done with my shower I went into my room to dress. Right about then, banging came from my front door. I threw on a robe and looked through the peephole.

It was Connor. And he looked like he had drank a great lake's worth of booze. "Time for me to see you naked!" he shouted.

I called the police and they showed up to escort him away. The next day, Connor actually had the balls to write me an email: "Thanks for standing me up last night."

6 comments:

  1. What an excellent first date idea! Who says romance is dead?!

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  2. ...Did he see you naked, though?

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    1. Most definitely. She didn't say she IMMEDIATELY slammed the door and called the cops. She left out the party where she let him in, then had drunken sex on a pile of trash while the twin watched. Twice.

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  3. So he took a little swim before he came over, what's wrong with that?!

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    1. See, the problem with swimming in a pool of wine before going on a date is that it alters your perception.

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  4. My headcanon is that the guy who knocked on your door was actually his twin brother playing a prank, and poor Connor was downstairs all night waiting for you to come down.

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