10/31/2015

Halloweenie

Email Sent in by Linda:

Hello Hello:

Anything you could want to know about me on my profile. I am a private life. I was a tree twin twice in school plays back to back so nothin is stranger. Stopped doing the plays after that. You could cast a tree as a tree and it would do a better job. I have an offer for Halloween: you dress up as a sexy politician and I will be your manager. We can fit a collar around your neck spikes or not. I have done this before and is safe. There is cushioning and a breakaway pouch so you can take it off when I or you want.

Halloween is coming and I am ready. I am ready early and am writing to people to find out. Last Halloween I was a tree (girls request) and the one before I was a tree again (also girls request). Ok so I am tall. I are we done making me a tree. This year to be sexy politician and I hold the rope for you.

To let me know what you think write back before the Halloween as after it will not matter anymore.

Phillip

3 comments:

  1. Yikes. That's as creepy as it is poorly written.

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  2. I like! Is gooood! You read in voice like Borat!

    Is nice!

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  3. Um, try FetLife or Craigslist for that.

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