10/18/2013

I'll Make a Woman out of You

Story Sent in by Chad:

Date one and only with Julia was short. We had emailed and Skyped and decided to meet at a tech expo (held locally - it was her idea, and we were both into it). When she introduced herself to me just inside the expo, she said, "Hi, Chad. I'm not a man."

She was pretty clearly not a man, and I told her, "I'm glad!"

She kept repeating that she wasn't a man, and not just to me: to anyone at the expo who would listen. Vendors, attendees, staff... it became weird enough such that I sort of just stopped hanging around with her there. I'm not even sure if she noticed that I had left her side: she was in the middle of explaining to a poor vendor how the lenses he was selling wouldn't make a man out of her.

14 comments:

  1. Chad, you seem a little rude. Yeah, she was goofy, but why not just tell her that it's not working out and then go? I'm just sayin' communication is key.

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  2. Ahh, nerd love with a tranny twist!

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  3. Are we sure this woman in question wasn't Blue Blue?

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  4. No, because Blue Blue could be a man or a woman. Probably both since s/he is Green Green's momdad.

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  5. Aww Steve, Are you butt hurt because i refuse to marry you? And Architect, I am not Green Green's momdad, I never was, and as I told green green I am no longer a part of that.

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  6. Damn, son, Blue x2 broke out the butthurt! I like it when ya get feisty, AzureCyan!

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  7. Does anyone know a good therapist? I going through a lot right now....My momdad has disowned me and thrown me out onto the streets. I'm pretty sad. All I ever wanted was to be loved!!!!!11!!!1 Momdad, won't you reconsider and please take me back into our shared home? Which we lived in. Together. As a family. Because you are my momdad.

    Also, what's the OP's problem? She SAID she wasn't a man, sooooo......

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  8. The problem is that OP kept cutting her off, and never let her finish her sentences. Now we'll never know if she was going say "yet" or "anymore."

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  10. @Tourist - per usual, you get right to the point, er, tip.

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  11. Blue Blue, we don't have to get married. We can just shack up and smush on the reg...

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  12. Chad it's only gay if she has a bigger penis than you.

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  13. Green Green I told you I am not your momdad. You don't listen very well, do you? I told you, you get the apartment. Also you lied to everyone about my birthday. hahah see how steve hiding his butt hurt?

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  14. But she's NOT a man, she's a woman with a penis, and you are all oppressing her through your ignorance. Geez guys, don't you know anything about sexual dysphoria or raving left-wing psychobabble? As an obnoxious Social Justice Warrior, I guess it falls on me to direct you to some links so you can all Educate Yourselves and see How You Are Doing It Wrong.

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