1/13/2012

Holy Sheep

Emails Sent in by John:

BAAA BAAA I'm an online sheep! BAAA BAAAAAA. I put my profil up online like all other desperate guys BAA BAA. I want women to self-validate myself. BAAA BAAA BAAAAAAAA.

Kelli

PS: BAAAAAAA! BAA BAA BAAAA. BAAAA!


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John Replies:

But Kelli, you have a profile up on here too.

Fellow sheep,
John


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Kelli Responds:

Shut up asshole.

6 comments:

  1. BAAA I WRITE TROLLISH EMAILS TO PEOPLE SO THEY'LL PAY ATTENTION TO ME AND VALIDATE MY EXISTENCE BAAAAAAAA.

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  2. Also: "self-validate myself". Looks like somebody works at the Department of Redundancy Department.

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  3. Correction:

    But Kelli, ewe have a profile up on here too.

    @rawr, that's 2 sarcastic putdowns on which you trumped me.

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    Replies
    1. And once he called her on ramming that crap down his throat, she went on the lamb. Maybe she was afraid of being fleeced? :)

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  4. Gotta love it when idiots can't stand being called on their bullshit.

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