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11/21/2011

And My Foot Would Love to Meet Your Face

Email Sent in by Emelda:

Hey nivce profile. Are you available?

I like to work out, make money, and hity the gym. What could we do for our first date together.

There is an important knife I want to introduce you to. It was used in the war. It is at my house at 80 salem ave.

Joey

10 comments:

Wow. That's creepy...

And the "house" only adds to it:

http://maps.google.ca/maps?q=80+Salem+Avenue,+Dayton,+OH,+United+States&hl=en&ll=39.762589,-84.205506&spn=0.005286,0.01045&sll=39.762577,-84.205416&layer=c&cbp=13,145.846276,,0,0&cbll=39.762566,-84.20538&hnear=80+Salem+Ave,+Dayton,+Ohio+45402,+United+States&t=m&z=17&vpsrc=0&panoid=IqauKN46WFu87prJ_Gy-bg

Of course, there's no knowing if that's the right one, but it fits the story...

There's a knife I want to introduce you to... seventy times! *cue Psycho shower scene music*

Yeah- no way anyone with any sense of preservation would accept that offer.

Wow, somehow I always assumed that serial killers would be less direct. Maybe this one is just lazy.

@Mediator - You had the same thought as I did. I think we should all post the googlemaps location for 80 Salem Ave for our home town see which one it could be ha-ha. Here's mine in Boston

For some reason it didn't post so here it is again
http://maps.google.com/maps/place?ftid=0x89e370eea214dfc3:0x5580a1ed9282aae1&q=80+Salem+St+Ave,+Boston,+Suffolk,+Massachusetts+02129&hl=en&ie=UTF8&ll=42.381666,-71.074204&spn=0.000008,0.000011&t=h&z=17&vpsrc=0

Jared, do you change addresses like you change names in posts?

I change addresses. Mostly because you're all just nuts enough to actually Google Map these people.

:)

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