7/15/2011

I Rarely Refuse Rewards, But...

Email Sent in by Annalise:

Good day.

It took me a while but I finally set up a profile! Now the trick is to get people to read it! If you read it then you get a prize and the prize is a date with me. Hurry because this won't last long.

I have decided that I will live forever. I have forever but you do not. Fill your life with the spice of life now. You don't really have to go on a date with me but let's at least be friends. My friends are also receiving rich reward the reward being something I can't tell you about until you date me. Here are friend testimonials:

"We are your friends! We love this reward!"
"Such a nice reward and such a nice guy. So glad we are friends."
"What a great guy to be giving us such rewards!"
"We love you and the reward you have given us!"
"We did not expect such rich reward but now that I have been given it we are friends forever but only forever for you because you will live forever and I will not."

Friends let us be then. Write me back (don't forget to look at my profile!) and you will receive the same rich reward!

Hope, love, and peace,
Justin

6 comments:

  1. It's like he didn't even try... so why did he take a while to put up a profile??

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  2. The reward is probably that he'd tell you about Jesus.

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  3. The reward is syphillis.

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  4. The reward is funny tasting Kool-Aid.

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  5. I'm with Andrew. This has "cult" written all over it.

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