7/18/2011

How the Perfect Man Looks

Profile Sent in by Gina:

General information:

i love dancing when i was young and i like dairy queens. i love to cook. my favorite ice cream is pecan pearline. i love things wemon do especially in a relationship. they make me laugh. my favorite color is gold. im a sports man. love to get in a reading zone under the fireplace. love to sleep in the rain. im a good example of a perfect man.


Appearance:

my height is 511 so im kinda tall. i weight 160 with brown eyes. i dress casual some times. im mainly in sport gear cause of my playing. im a very laid back person so im conservative. i see myself in the future a father thats what i want in life and his mother makes boys only please.


Looking for:

in a relationship im seeking a woman who just love her man for who he is pure love wisdom kindness goodness. whays important is that shes committed to me. i prefer a fun motherly love type woman who wants to work and come home and live well by my side. im from california and not moving anywhere else so i would travel back and forth if i were married.

9 comments:

  1. "mother makes boys only please"

    Fucking seriously?

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  2. "i'm a laid back person so im conservative"
    Um...what?

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  3. "mother makes boys only please" LOL, yup cause the egg is a boy or a girl, wow.

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  4. I don't even know where to start.

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  5. People like him perform a valuable service for the entire dating pool.

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  6. At least everything is out there on the surface...

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  7. "I weigh 160 with brown eyes, with blue eyes however I'm 162..."

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  8. "mother makes boys only please" and the poor English skills make me wonder if he is from Asia. They loves some boy babies over there.

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  9. ^ To me it just reads like he's a native English speaker, but with an exceptionally low IQ.

    "im from california and not moving anywhere else so i would travel back and forth if i were married"

    So therefore, if his wife is not from California, he will go to visit her once in a while, but not live with her? So many things wrong with this profile.

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