Submitted by Mark:
Ashley asked me to pick her up at her place for our first date. When I got there, I called her. No answer. I knocked on her door. No answer. I knocked on a window.
A light went on. She came to the door in a bathrobe. "Yes?"
This was a little surprising. I asked, "Ashley? It's Mark. We have a date tonight."
She glanced over her shoulder and said, "Tonight's no good. My boyfriend's over. I'll call you?"
I didn't have a chance to respond before she closed the door.
7 comments:
You were screened and failed you fat loser. Go to icantdatebecauseimafatassloser.com and you should feel right at home.
@12:52 This doesn't sound like a blind date to me. If it WAS a blind date and she was looking at him from the window or something she would've been prepared to go out and would not have been wearing a bathrobe.
4:32, she threw on the bathrobe to cover up her dress clothes.
Did she call you!!!??
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@12:52, not necessarily fat, maybe just ugly.
agreed with 9:04. She probably had no intention of answering but figured this guy was just not going to give up so came up with the boyfriend story to get rid of her new stalker.
what the hell, go get a hooker and get over it.
wow..shes a lotta wrong
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