No, I Will the Not

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My self-summary:

Not just goth baby- I AM VISIGOTH. Make my own helmet for cosplay and I liked it so much (something about selfmade clothes I love) and I never take it off. I have a short version to wear that looks like hat in public but its really the helmet. Took me f.o.r.e.v.e.r to make and now my high school gurls I know want one. No more school prayeer- we do what we want now! Soon we will march on the school and it will change f.o.r.e.v.e.r. Will you march with the us?


  1. I know he must think of himself as a real Visigoth (and he probably thinks that's super attractive, too). But I can't help but picture him as Pigpen with a helmet.

  2. I'm picturing a bunch of high school girls dressed in bad Visigoth cosplay marching on a high school, only to be stopped at the gates by the other students pouring boiling oil on them as they bang on the gate.

    Here is the inspiration for that image. Great story that was broadcast on This American Life if you have some time to read it.


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