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I am the world's only person. This came to be when I was in first grade. My teacher said ""You're a PERSON!!!"" and I was hooked from then on. She said it to no one else in class and I have not seen anyone else called a person. Not that this means that I AM the only person but I am the only one I know of. I will date persons and not persons. I want to feel love and loved and all that crap so come say hello!!!
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I'm a person too!I have found another person!I am not alone in this world!This person may be my personal soul mate.Personally,I have always thought something was missing in my life.I'm a people person.Together we can be People-people who need people are the luckiest people in the world...
ReplyDeleteI'm a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater. So.....dinner at your place?
DeleteChunky horse approves of persons dating non persons. Non persons need all the love too.
ReplyDeleteMy dear children, it is imperative that you remember you are unique.
ReplyDeleteJust like everyone else.
That damn teacher, inspiring uniqueness.
DeleteIf that joke is no good, I offer this one.
ReplyDeleteEveryone look under your seats. That's right! Everyone is a person! You're a person! YOU'RE a person!! EVERYBODY'S A PERSOOOOOOOON!!!!
For the WIN!
DeleteA person's a person no matter how small...or chunky.
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