Jolly Rogering

Email Sent in by Nick:

Ahoy matey!

It be I, pirate Jessie! Me wanty long long mizzen yardarm. Have ye the booty to seize the mastsail? Oh I'm teasing. Can you tell me why there are so many photos of you in the water on your profile. You are either on a boat or in the water or thinking about a boat in every shot. Were your parents really boats. Ugghgh I just remembered I left the toilet seat up and I am a girl of all people. brb.

K back now. Tell me about yourself and what you call your schoolgirl?



  1. I call her Jessica, and she's very sweet. Leaves the toilet seat up, too, though.


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