Honk My Hornee

Email Sent in by Fred:

Fred you messaged me first. Let us examine why you did this:

1. You felt hornee.
2. In your hornee you
3. You are still hornee.

The elephant in the room is all about interperonsal communication. You wrote me. I wrote back. Now I am writing back again before you can respond. As a male you are familiar with this. It is called "reject". If I cvould hit the button of "reject" and throw you into SPACE then I would. But I will just mark you as a male who walks next to other males on the sidewalk and expects me to not think you are hornee for them all. Please take my words to bed and have a good night with them. Feed them send them to school the next day.



  1. I don't know why , but I picture Stacy as Sloth from "The Goonies".

  2. This is what happens when you Google Translate "I'm not interested" 500 times.

  3. @ Andrea - That or Blue Blue.


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