Story Sent in by Anna:
I don't much like dancing, but when William told me he was going to take me out to a dance club on our first date, I figured I could swallow my pride and give it a try.
When we arrived, there were lots of other people in attendance. Most of them were women. William's attention immediately fastened onto another girl.
He said, "Oh my god. It's Kelly. I have to dance with her."
He took a couple steps toward her and I asked him, "What about me?"
He said, "Just dance with another girl. Like a lesbian," and he continued on. I went to the drink table, had a cup of iced tea, and left.
Three hours later, I was watching TV at home when he texted, "Where'd you go? I thought we were on a date."
I wrote back, "I found a nice girl to go home with. Like a lesbian."
He didn't reply. Thank goodness.
4/03/2015
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I would've left immediately, on the spot, no ice tea and no questions :)
ReplyDeleteGood response! I loved this story.
ReplyDeleteNicely done OP.
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