By "Certain People," You Mean, "Wife"?

Email Sent in by Mona:

I write this email at 3:41AM in the hopes that you will hear me. I am a nice guy with a simple wish: the wish to slap your thighs and watch the blubber jiggle. you so juicy. Let me come over and do this (MUST be before 6AM) and I will give you anything you want. If you read this after 6AM then you can discount it. Certain people shouldn't know I do this if you know what I mean.


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