They Worked for Doc Brown

Email Sent in by Heidi:

I really liked your profile and admire your work. I'm Jack.

I'll bet that you have some good stories about teaching in Germany. Care to share any? Also, the fact that you won a big science contest is intriguing. Which contest? Was it for school? What was it all about?

I spent the first ten years of my life in eleven states. My parents both worked for the same company and they were moved around a lot. Surprisingly, I've kept friends from almost everywhere that I've lived, and they would probably call me a good guy, for whatever it's worth.

If you don't write me back then I'll go back in time and KILL YOU ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!



  1. ...And I bet you anything in the world he wonders why he's still single.

  2. Maybe this guy and the bomb-threat guy both went to the same (failed) school of pick-up?

  3. Wouldn't that set off some weird paradox-loop, though? If he goes back in time and kills her, how can she then not respond to the email to set off his homicidal time travel?

    And this is why I am not a quantum physicist.


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