Sometimes It's Okay to Quit While You're Behind

Profile Sent in by Jenny:

Who I'm looking for:

A woman who is like a pear of head fones. I should be able to split her and wear her around my ears. Wait dats not right. Lemme start gain, k!

A woman who is like a pear of head fones. Mostly good tunes comin outa her but when the channal sux I can just skip to the next track!

Nah no good either. Women's lib will yell at me for that one! How bout this: a woman like a pear of head fones. Ah I forget.


  1. Or, sometimes it's okay to not say anything when you're hardly literate to begin with.

  2. I think you'll be attacked by a gang of grammar nazis before women's lib comes to bat.


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