Loose Lips Sink Hips

Email Sent in by Devon:

If you wanted a type of lipstick that they only had in Nebraska then I would drive all the way out and grab it for you. I am that kind of guy. You would in return have to service me orally.

"THAT'S NOT FAIR" I hear you say because lipstick is lipstick and oral is oral.

Well you are right but by the time you figured that out would would have you new lipstick and those lips would be servicing me if you know what that means.



  1. The beauty of online shopping. The UPS guy has fewer demands.

  2. But does UPS deliver to Nebraska?

  3. They deliver to Kansas.

  4. I think I actually love this guy. It is one thing to sevice a stranger orally, but your bf?
    That's what they are there for.


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