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The six things I could never do without:
My sense of:
1. Touch
2. Taste
3. Smell/breath
4. Sight
5. Ears
6. I can see through wood but only when I'm superhigh. The first time it happened I saw through my friends gun cabinet and saw how many guns and exactly what kind of guns he had. Then he opened up the cabinent and I was right. The second time this happened I looked at a friend's wood entertainment center cabinet in the living room and there was a TV in there behind the wood and I saw it and I could tell what was on the TV screen even with the cabinet doors closed it is an amazing ability but it only works when I'm so so high that I can't see anything else cept whats behind the wood.
1/05/2012
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I personally admire people who spout silliness like this with seemingly no self consciousness at all. Like it's perfectly natural to be insane.
ReplyDeleteI don't think he's insane per se, just has a burnt out brain from all those drugs. Just like that old commercial: "This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?" (I might be dating myself with that one)
ReplyDeleteI agree with you about the burnt-out brain, Steve.. what is insane to me is thinking that you can say something like, "I can see through wood when I'm high" and think that people will say, "Really? That's fascinating. Tell me more... as a matter of fact, I have an old chest right here..."
ReplyDeleteI think he was so high he didn't notice that both of those cabinets had glass panels in the doors. Happens to me all the time.
ReplyDeleteHow much wood could this woodchuck see through if the woodchuck could get high ?!?
ReplyDeleteAlmost forgot to add: Howie will be getting high, right after purchasing a wooden lingerie set for his girlfriend.
Bad call Man, think of the splinters!