12/02/2011

Rump Roast

Email Sent in by Don:

Hey: LOVE the pic of u at the grill. How long u been bbqing for? Ever add lime juice to ur bbq sauce?

I'm a Heather. My father makes his own bbq sauce and one year I dressed up for halloween as a bottle and we filled it with his pure bbq sauce. It was so funny it was havy and some sauce went all over my body/anus hahahahahahahahaha...

Oh I'm sorry... TMI? lol.

Heather

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3 comments:

  1. Howie Feltersnatch12/02/2011 3:35 PM

    No...NEIA (not enough info, actually)

    Did it burn?
    Did you allow sampling to be licked off your ass?
    Did your poo smell any better?
    Did you use a wire BBQ brush to wash it off you?
    I have a craving for an anus, I mean angus steak now!

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  2. Claire (and Nikki)12/03/2011 10:26 PM

    Should've known Howie would be the only comment on this one. He can't resist an anus reference.

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  3. Megan Harris7/22/2013 3:10 PM

    This sounds like my husband's ex-wife.
    No, for real.

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